Comedy Drama
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Directed by
Barry Skolnick
Written by
Chris Baker, Tracy Keenan Wynn, Charlie Fletcher, Andrew Day
Jason Statham
Monk
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
Stephen Walters
Nitro
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
Sally Phillips
Tracey
David Hemmings
Governor
David Kelly
Doc
Omid Djalili
Raj
Adam Fogerty
Mouse
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Ralph Brown
Burton
Jamie Sives
Chiv
Martin Wimbush
Z
Andrew Grainger
Ketch
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Rocky Marshall
Cigs
John Forgeham
Sykes
Nicholas Moss
Hayter
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Jerome McFife
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman

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