Comedy Drama
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Directed by
Barry Skolnick
Written by
Chris Baker, Andrew Day, Tracy Keenan Wynn, Charlie Fletcher
Jason Statham
Monk
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
David Hemmings
Governor
Stephen Walters
Nitro
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Ralph Brown
Burton
Omid Djalili
Raj
Vas Blackwood
Massive
David Kelly
Doc
Jamie Sives
Chiv
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Andrew Grainger
Ketch
Adam Fogerty
Mouse
John Forgeham
Sykes
Nicholas Moss
Hayter
Rocky Marshall
Cigs
Martin Wimbush
Z
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Jerome McFife

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