Comedy Drama
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Directed by
Barry Skolnick
Written by
Tracy Keenan Wynn, Charlie Fletcher, Chris Baker, Andrew Day
Jason Statham
Monk
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
David Hemmings
Governor
Omid Djalili
Raj
Ralph Brown
Burton
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Stephen Walters
Nitro
Jamie Sives
Chiv
David Kelly
Doc
John Forgeham
Sykes
Adam Fogerty
Mouse
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Martin Wimbush
Z
Rocky Marshall
Cigs
Andrew Grainger
Ketch
Nicholas Moss
Hayter
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Jerome McFife

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