Comedy Drama
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Directed by
Barry Skolnick
Written by
Tracy Keenan Wynn, Andrew Day, Chris Baker, Charlie Fletcher
Jason Statham
Monk
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
David Kelly
Doc
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
David Hemmings
Governor
Jamie Sives
Chiv
Ralph Brown
Burton
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Omid Djalili
Raj
John Forgeham
Sykes
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
Stephen Walters
Nitro
Adam Fogerty
Mouse
Andrew Grainger
Ketch
Martin Wimbush
Z
Rocky Marshall
Cigs
Nicholas Moss
Hayter
Robbie Gee
Trojan
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Jerome McFife

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