Comedy Drama
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Directed by
Barry Skolnick
Written by
Chris Baker, Charlie Fletcher, Tracy Keenan Wynn, Andrew Day
Jason Statham
Monk
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
Nicholas Moss
Hayter
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Omid Djalili
Raj
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
Adam Fogerty
Mouse
Stephen Walters
Nitro
Martin Wimbush
Z
David Hemmings
Governor
David Kelly
Doc
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Jamie Sives
Chiv
Andrew Grainger
Ketch
Ralph Brown
Burton
John Forgeham
Sykes
Rocky Marshall
Cigs
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Jerome McFife

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