Comedy Drama
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Directed by
Barry Skolnick
Written by
Charlie Fletcher, Andrew Day, Chris Baker, Tracy Keenan Wynn
Jason Statham
Monk
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
Omid Djalili
Raj
David Hemmings
Governor
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Ralph Brown
Burton
David Kelly
Doc
Jamie Sives
Chiv
Stephen Walters
Nitro
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Martin Wimbush
Z
Adam Fogerty
Mouse
John Forgeham
Sykes
Andrew Grainger
Ketch
Nicholas Moss
Hayter
Rocky Marshall
Cigs
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Jerome McFife

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