Comedy Drama
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Directed by
Barry Skolnick
Written by
Charlie Fletcher, Andrew Day, Chris Baker, Tracy Keenan Wynn
Jason Statham
Monk
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
Stephen Walters
Nitro
Jamie Sives
Chiv
David Hemmings
Governor
David Kelly
Doc
Omid Djalili
Raj
Ralph Brown
Burton
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Adam Fogerty
Mouse
Rocky Marshall
Cigs
Nicholas Moss
Hayter
John Forgeham
Sykes
Andrew Grainger
Ketch
Martin Wimbush
Z
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Jerome McFife

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