Comedy Drama
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Directed by
Barry Skolnick
Written by
Andrew Day, Chris Baker, Tracy Keenan Wynn, Charlie Fletcher
Jason Statham
Monk
David Kelly
Doc
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
David Hemmings
Governor
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Stephen Walters
Nitro
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Omid Djalili
Raj
Ralph Brown
Burton
Jamie Sives
Chiv
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Rocky Marshall
Cigs
Adam Fogerty
Mouse
Andrew Grainger
Ketch
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
John Forgeham
Sykes
Nicholas Moss
Hayter
Martin Wimbush
Z
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Jerome McFife

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