Comedy Music
There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.
Directed by
Kevin Molony
Written by
Rowland Rivron
Mark Benton
Barman
Jonathan Ross
Himself
Alexander Armstrong
Tim
Tilly Vosburgh
Tilly
Jools Holland
Band Member (Uncredited)
Mac McDonald
Mort Clayton
Ian Hill
Accordionist
Eduardo
Himself
Paul Mark Elliott
Bernie Cosmos
Stephen Frost
Reg Prince
Rowland Rivron
Duane Bishop
Lee Cornes
Dickie Valentino
Arnold Brown
Man on Train
Penny Smith
Herself
Mark Arden
Johnny Blackpool
Sam Graham
Fergus
Chris Palmer
Crispian Sprote
Mark Bannister
Marcus
Emma Longworth
Ems
Alana Carlucci
Receptionist
Luke Hartley Scott
Boy
Jan Price
Trudi
Henry House
Spider Bishop
Mary Maxted
Old Lady
Sylvia Grant
Shopper
Gilson Lavis
Band Member (Uncredited)
Ian Fairbairn

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