Comedy Crime
After leaving prison, dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins his moron brother Percy in stealing an expensive huge diamond from a jewelry store for the mobster Walken. They are chased by the police, and Calvin hides the stone in the purse of executive Vanessa Edwards, whose husband Darryl Edwards wants to have a baby. Percy convinces Calvin to dress like a baby and be left in front of the Edwards' house to get inside the house and retrieve the diamond. Darryl and Vanessa keep Calvin for the weekend and decide to adopt him, while Walken threatens Darryl to get the stone back.
Directed by
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Marlon Wayans
Calvin
Kerry Washington
Vanessa
Lochlyn Munro
Greg
Rob Schneider
Dinosaur Rex
Tracy Morgan
Percy
Chazz Palminteri
Walken
Shawn Wayans
Darryl
Dave Sheridan
Rosco
Alex Borstein
Janet
David Alan Grier
Jimmy
Molly Shannon
Soccer Mom
Brittany Daniel
Brittany
Keenen Ivory Wayans
John Witherspoon
Pops
John DeSantis
Bruno
Gary Owen
Officer Jankowski
Glenn Ennis
Hockey Player
Chris Gauthier
Hockey Fan's Buddy
Kimani Ray Smith
Damien Dante Wayans
Officer Wilson
Fred Stoller
Richard
Clint Carleton
Kelly Coffield Park
The Jeweler
Paul Lazenby
Anthony Harrison
Policeman
Ken Kramer
Dr. Murphy
Tommy Europe
Peter Hanlon
Representative
Simon Burnett
Gabriel Pimentel
Calvin Body
Anastacia
Self
Moneca Delain
Hockey Waitress
Linden Porco
Calvin Body
Clayton Watmough
Chaunte Wayans
Chloe Mathews
Chrissy
Matthew Ast
Tommy
Reece Leslie Knight
Nicholas
Chris Burns
Prison Guards
Kai Kennedy
Park Boy
Isaiah States
Park Boy
Samantha Laster
Van Kid
Josh Laster
Van Kid
Bret Irving Coppa
Van Kid
Julia Taffe
Shannon Aldrich

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