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Cruise of the Gods
2002, Dec 23
1h 30m
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Directed by
Declan Lowney
Written by
Michael Marshall Smith, Tim Firth, Peter Baynham
Steve Coogan
Nick Lee
James Corden
Russell
Russell Brand
Woolly Hat Fan
Philip Jackson
Hugh Bispham
Rob Brydon
Andy Van Allen
Rachel Shelley
Yasmina
David Walliams
Jeff Monks
Gavan O'Herlihy
Mickey
Daniel Cerqueira
Daniel
Arturo Venegas
Captain Koulouris
Robin Weaver
Vivienne
Brian Conley
Himself
Niall Buggy
Graham Ball
Helen Coker
Jenny
Di Botcher
Mrs Hatcher
Jack Jones
Himself
Jake Broder
Lloyd
Paul Mark Elliott
Castor Voice Over
Vasilis Panayi
Photographer
Matt Whitelock
Neil
Gray O'Brien
'Casualty' Doctor
Lisa McNaught
Gemma Clay
Shelley Blond
PA Romy
Tom Alexopoulos
Jim Schneider
Cole Borris
One-eyed Child
Dallas Messias
Jack Jones Fan
Andrew McHale
Pool 'Castormind' Fan
Ugo Mazin
'Watson'
Ian Robertson
'Ponytailed Scumbag'
Lisa Wood
Child of Castor
Mykael S. Riley
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