Comedy
The Cobblers Arms have been the best and most feared Amateur Rugby League team for the past ten years. Ex-pro Arthur bets their boss that he could train a bunch of deadbeats to defeat them in a local rugby sevens tournament. But to do so he must first get them into shape with the help of the very attractive Hazel Scott.
Directed by
John Godber
Written by
John Godber
Neil Morrissey
Steve
John Thomson
Stan
Samantha Womack
Hazel Scott
Gary Olsen
Arthur Hoyle
Richard Ridings
Frank
Brian Glover
Jack, Doreen's Father
Griff Rhys Jones
Ray Mason, Radio York commentator
Ralph Brown
Phil
Jenny Jules
Carol
Tony Slattery
Reg Welch
Adam Fogerty
Wayne, Cobbler's Arms Team
Adrian Hood
Tommy
David MacCreedy
Tony
Keith Jamal Evans
Beefy, Cobbler's Arms Team
Jane Thornton
Doreen Hoyle
Nicholas Lane
Colin West
Maria Pastel
Vicky
Polly Jackson
Betty
Iain Rogerson
Ambulance Man
Matt Andrews
Scott, Cobbler's Arms Team
Gethyn Mills
Cute, Cobbler's Arms Team
Terry Arnold
Muscles, Cobbler's Arms Team
David Issac
Crusher, Cobbler's Arms Team
Rob Justice
Skylab, Cobbler's Arms Team
Gareth Jones
Slash, Cobbler's Arms Team
Nigel Jones
Crunch, Cobbler's Arms Team
Petrina Phillips
Female Boxer
Ayshen Phillips
Female Boxer
Gareth Howells
Boxing Referee
Ray Gravell
1st Referee
Ron Mills
2nd Referee
Elizabeth Godber
Little Girl

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