Comedy
The story of the rise of a madame of a suburban brothel catering to older men, inspired by the real experiences of Cynthia Payne. The story follows Christine Painter as the down-at-heel waitress who, with the help of prostitute Shirley and cross-dressing Wing Commander Morten, seeks to up her earnings by turning her suburban home into a brothel. Before long she and her girls are chaining up judges, spanking Generals and attending to the needs of Honourable Members. Christine sees herself as providing a vital service to these harmless pervs and when finally the house is busted and the case comes to court, it's fair to say that the presiding judge isn't unfamiliar with her work.
Directed by
Terry Jones
Written by
David Leland
Julie Walters
Christine Painter
Ian McNeice
Harry
Charlotte Alexandra
Diane
Shirley Stelfox
Shirley
Peter Wight
Detective Gibson
Arthur Whybrow
Mac
John Shrapnel
Lionel
Terry Jones
Ewan Hooper
Edward
Nick Stringer
P.C. Baker
Antony Carrick
Edgar
Tim Woodward
Timms
Alec McCowen
Wing Commander Morten
Stanley Lebor
Jones
Benjamin Whitrow
Mr. Marsden
Rupert Holliday-Evans
Terry
Danny Schiller
Dolly
Toni Palmer
Aunt Winnie
Peter Cellier
Mr. Marples
Arthur Hewlett
Mr. Francis
John Bailey
Mr. Gardner
Leon Lissek
Mr. Popozogolou
Stephen Lewis
Mr. Dunkley
Ron Pember
Ron
Clare Clifford
Fay
Suzette Llewellyn
Helen
Badi Uzzaman
Mr. Patel
Andrew MacLachlan
Mr. McClellan
Alan Bowyer
David Painter
Arnold Brown
The Vicar
Arthur Cox
Lennox
Adam Morris
Man in Video
Nigel Le Vaillant
The Man
Janie Booth
Court Usher
Ivor Roberts
Glossop
Victoria Hardcastle
Rose
Dave Atkins
Sydney
Carolyn Allen
Carol
Sheila Gill
Mrs. Winter
Andreas Markos
Mr. Costas
Michael Packer
Ralph
Helen Gemmell
Jenny
Joanna Dickens
Gloria
Anthony Collin
Mr. Webb
Lorena Lee
The Angel
Allan Stirland
Phil
Mark Hardy
Nicole
Lorraine Brunning
Angela
Michelle Collins
June
Pamela Duncan
Jackie
Alan Stuart

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