Comedy
The story of the rise of a madame of a suburban brothel catering to older men, inspired by the real experiences of Cynthia Payne. The story follows Christine Painter as the down-at-heel waitress who, with the help of prostitute Shirley and cross-dressing Wing Commander Morten, seeks to up her earnings by turning her suburban home into a brothel. Before long she and her girls are chaining up judges, spanking Generals and attending to the needs of Honourable Members. Christine sees herself as providing a vital service to these harmless pervs and when finally the house is busted and the case comes to court, it's fair to say that the presiding judge isn't unfamiliar with her work.
Directed by
Terry Jones
Written by
David Leland
Julie Walters
Christine Painter
Ian McNeice
Harry
Benjamin Whitrow
Mr. Marsden
Peter Cellier
Mr. Marples
Terry Jones
John Shrapnel
Lionel
Charlotte Alexandra
Diane
Tim Woodward
Timms
Nick Stringer
P.C. Baker
Roy Beck
Cafe Patron (uncredited)
Peter Wight
Detective Gibson
Stanley Lebor
Jones
Ivor Roberts
Glossop
Leon Lissek
Mr. Popozogolou
Antony Carrick
Edgar
Ron Pember
Ron
Clare Clifford
Fay
John Bailey
Mr. Gardner
Shirley Stelfox
Shirley
Alec McCowen
Wing Commander Morten
Rupert Holliday-Evans
Terry
Ewan Hooper
Edward
Stephen Lewis
Mr. Dunkley
Arthur Cox
Lennox
Toni Palmer
Aunt Winnie
Badi Uzzaman
Mr. Patel
Janie Booth
Court Usher
Andrew MacLachlan
Mr. McClellan
Danny Schiller
Dolly
Nigel Le Vaillant
The Man
Arthur Hewlett
Mr. Francis
Arthur Whybrow
Mac
Adam Morris
Man in Video
Suzette Llewellyn
Helen
Arnold Brown
The Vicar
Alan Bowyer
David Painter
Victoria Hardcastle
Rose
Dave Atkins
Sydney
Carolyn Allen
Carol
Sheila Gill
Mrs. Winter
Andreas Markos
Mr. Costas
Michael Packer
Ralph
Helen Gemmell
Jenny
Joanna Dickens
Gloria
Anthony Collin
Mr. Webb
Lorena Lee
The Angel
Allan Stirland
Phil
Mark Hardy
Nicole
Lorraine Brunning
Angela
Michelle Collins
June
Pamela Duncan
Jackie
Alan Stuart

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