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Purely Belter
2000, Nov 03
1h 35m
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
Directed by
Mark Herman
Written by
Mark Herman, Jonathan Tulloch
Charlie Richmond
Mally
Tim Healy
Mr. McCarten
Trevor Fox
Car park attendant
Willie Ross
Ginga
Roy Hudd
Mr. Sewell
Kevin Whately
Mr. Caird
Val McLane
Maureen
Adam Fogerty
Zak
Alan Shearer
Himself
Dylan Barnes
Edgy man (Uncredited)
Michael Hodgson
Business man
Charlie Hardwick
Mrs. McCarten
Tracey Wilkinson
Mrs. Caird
Jody Baldwin
Gemma
Anne Orwin
Auntie Maud
Brendan P. Healy
Park Worker
Kerry Ann Christiansen
Bridget
Lynne Wilmot
Cashier
Cat LaCohie
Lindsey (Uncredited)
Rebekah Joy Gilgan
Cashier 1
Chris Beattie
Gerry McCarten
Greg McLane
Sewell
Tracy Whitwell
Clare
Su Elliot
Mrs Brabin
Daniel James Lake
Matthew Brabin
Libby Davison
Miss Warren
Billy Fane
Bingo caller
Kate Garbutt
Baby Sheara
Laura Garbutt
Baby Sheara
Jo-Anne Horan
Waterstone's assistant
Bill Gerard
Policeman
Phil Swinburne
Policeman
Joyce Gibbs
Magistrate
Christopher Connel
Vicar
Veronica Twidle
Old dear
Chris Wiper
Jimmy
Richard Dawson
Bright boy
Adam Moran
Darren
Anna-Marie Gascoigne
Dinner lady
Joanne Hickson
Janine
Hayley Murray
Kebab shop girl
Madeleine Moffat
Mrs. Harvey
Liam Elcoat
Park boy (Uncredited)
Ian Broudie
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