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Purely Belter
2000, Nov 03
1h 35m
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
Directed by
Mark Herman
Written by
Mark Herman, Jonathan Tulloch
Trevor Fox
Car park attendant
Willie Ross
Ginga
Tim Healy
Mr. McCarten
Kevin Whately
Mr. Caird
Michael Hodgson
Business man
Val McLane
Maureen
Adam Fogerty
Zak
Roy Hudd
Mr. Sewell
Kerry Ann Christiansen
Bridget
Tracey Wilkinson
Mrs. Caird
Alan Shearer
Himself
Charlie Hardwick
Mrs. McCarten
Jody Baldwin
Gemma
Brendan P. Healy
Park Worker
Lynne Wilmot
Cashier
Cat LaCohie
Lindsey (Uncredited)
Dylan Barnes
Edgy man (Uncredited)
Anne Orwin
Auntie Maud
Charlie Richmond
Mally
Rebekah Joy Gilgan
Cashier 1
Chris Beattie
Gerry McCarten
Greg McLane
Sewell
Tracy Whitwell
Clare
Su Elliot
Mrs Brabin
Daniel James Lake
Matthew Brabin
Libby Davison
Miss Warren
Billy Fane
Bingo caller
Kate Garbutt
Baby Sheara
Laura Garbutt
Baby Sheara
Jo-Anne Horan
Waterstone's assistant
Bill Gerard
Policeman
Phil Swinburne
Policeman
Joyce Gibbs
Magistrate
Christopher Connel
Vicar
Veronica Twidle
Old dear
Chris Wiper
Jimmy
Richard Dawson
Bright boy
Adam Moran
Darren
Anna-Marie Gascoigne
Dinner lady
Joanne Hickson
Janine
Hayley Murray
Kebab shop girl
Madeleine Moffat
Mrs. Harvey
Liam Elcoat
Park boy (Uncredited)
Ian Broudie
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