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Purely Belter
2000, Nov 03
1h 35m
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
Directed by
Mark Herman
Written by
Jonathan Tulloch, Mark Herman
Val McLane
Maureen
Tim Healy
Mr. McCarten
Adam Fogerty
Zak
Charlie Hardwick
Mrs. McCarten
Lynne Wilmot
Cashier
Kevin Whately
Mr. Caird
Willie Ross
Ginga
Roy Hudd
Mr. Sewell
Kerry Ann Christiansen
Bridget
Anne Orwin
Auntie Maud
Tracey Wilkinson
Mrs. Caird
Alan Shearer
Himself
Brendan P. Healy
Park Worker
Charlie Richmond
Mally
Chris Beattie
Gerry McCarten
Greg McLane
Sewell
Jody Baldwin
Gemma
Tracy Whitwell
Clare
Su Elliot
Mrs Brabin
Daniel James Lake
Matthew Brabin
Libby Davison
Miss Warren
Billy Fane
Bingo caller
Ian Broudie
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