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The Size of Watermelons
1997, Jan 17
1h 28m
Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.
Directed by
Kari Skogland
Written by
Rob Stefaniuk
Paul Rudd
Alex
Donal Logue
Gnome
Adam West
Self
Zack Ward
Skinhead
Tracey Walter
The Vagrant
Ione Skye
Maggie
Marissa Ribisi
Lizzie
John Enos III
Leonard
David Lee Russek
Eddie
Allan Kolman
Vladimir
Donovan Leitch
Patrick
Leila Johnson
Kim
Richard Gilbert-Hill
Drama Teacher
Françoise Robertson
Cafe Waitress
Rob Stefaniuk
Matt Koruba
Young Alex
Christopher Reed
Dealer
Jamie James
Jock
Stephen Webb
James
Michael Anthony Williams
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Nigel Mogg
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Jesse Dorsey
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Jeff Cairns
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Curtis Lindersmith
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Joe Majestik
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Jason Mason
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Grant Vanderslice
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Brandon Wells
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
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