Action Comedy
Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
Directed by
John Asher
Written by
John Asher, Cameron Van Hoy
Donnie Wahlberg
Himself
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Herself
Michael Blackson
Fake Akon
Ethan Suplee
Buddy #2
Margaret Cho
Brown Finger
Joyce Bulifant
Edna Millers
Lukas Haas
Buddy #1
Ray Abruzzo
Dalmat
Reno Wilson
Money Maker
Laura-Leigh
Kim Millers
John Asher
Da'Vone McDonald
Store Manager
Lauren Stamile
Lenore Millers
Nik Dodani
Raja
Lee Tergesen
Bryan Millers
Eli Bildner
Stoner #1
Danny Jacobs
Pharmacist
Akon
Himself
Krista Kalmus
Party Girl #2
Ido Mor
Albanian Thug #2
Whitmer Thomas
Joe
Barbara Moore
Dirty Lady
Andrew Bowen
Doctor
Nick Hermz
Albanian Thug #3
Deborah Baker Jr.
Sue
Nick Gracer
Albanian Thug #5
Kelly Noonan
Flight Attendant
Matt Knudsen
Fireman
Sam Upton
Albanian Thug #1
Jefferson Cox
Cameron Van Hoy
Jamie Dempsy
Lauren Gores
News Reporter
Julia Kate Rappaport
Little Girl
Ben Pace
Stoner #2
JC Coccoli
Party Girl #1
Deborah Herrera
Party Girl #3
Jake McLean
Jimmy
Koby Azarly
Albanian Thug #4
Ken Mareno
Albanian Thug #6
Marianne Taylor
Receptionist
Lola Davidson

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