Action Comedy
Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
Directed by
John Asher
Written by
John Asher, Cameron Van Hoy
Lukas Haas
Buddy #1
Kelly Noonan
Flight Attendant
Donnie Wahlberg
Himself
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Herself
Lee Tergesen
Bryan Millers
Sam Upton
Albanian Thug #1
Nik Dodani
Raja
Lauren Stamile
Lenore Millers
Akon
Himself
Ethan Suplee
Buddy #2
Andrew Bowen
Doctor
Joyce Bulifant
Edna Millers
Laura-Leigh
Kim Millers
Ido Mor
Albanian Thug #2
John Asher
Da'Vone McDonald
Store Manager
Ray Abruzzo
Dalmat
Whitmer Thomas
Joe
Krista Kalmus
Party Girl #2
Michael Blackson
Fake Akon
Reno Wilson
Money Maker
Margaret Cho
Brown Finger
Danny Jacobs
Pharmacist
Nick Gracer
Albanian Thug #5
Eli Bildner
Stoner #1
Barbara Moore
Dirty Lady
Nick Hermz
Albanian Thug #3
Deborah Baker Jr.
Sue
Matt Knudsen
Fireman
Jennifer Rikert Wolski
Shopper (uncredited)
Robert L. Wilson
Mr. Vialis (uncredited)
Cameron Van Hoy
Jamie Dempsy
Lauren Gores
News Reporter
Julia Kate Rappaport
Little Girl
Ben Pace
Stoner #2
JC Coccoli
Party Girl #1
Deborah Herrera
Party Girl #3
Jake McLean
Jimmy
Koby Azarly
Albanian Thug #4
Ken Mareno
Albanian Thug #6
Marianne Taylor
Receptionist
Bonny
All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)
Paxton the Dog
Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)
Sian Vilaire
Housekeeper (uncredited)
Luca Belloiu
Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)
Aleksey Solodov
Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)
Lola Davidson

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