Action Comedy
Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
Directed by
John Asher
Written by
John Asher, Cameron Van Hoy
Lukas Haas
Buddy #1
Donnie Wahlberg
Himself
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Herself
Ethan Suplee
Buddy #2
Margaret Cho
Brown Finger
John Asher
Lee Tergesen
Bryan Millers
Reno Wilson
Money Maker
Michael Blackson
Fake Akon
Lauren Stamile
Lenore Millers
Ray Abruzzo
Dalmat
Nik Dodani
Raja
Joyce Bulifant
Edna Millers
Danny Jacobs
Pharmacist
Laura-Leigh
Kim Millers
Krista Kalmus
Party Girl #2
Andrew Bowen
Doctor
Akon
Himself
Whitmer Thomas
Joe
Nick Gracer
Albanian Thug #5
Deborah Baker Jr.
Sue
Barbara Moore
Dirty Lady
Matt Knudsen
Fireman
Da'Vone McDonald
Store Manager
Kelly Noonan
Flight Attendant
Sam Upton
Albanian Thug #1
Eli Bildner
Stoner #1
Jefferson Cox
Ido Mor
Albanian Thug #2
Nick Hermz
Albanian Thug #3
Jennifer Rikert Wolski
Shopper (uncredited)
Robert L. Wilson
Mr. Vialis (uncredited)
Cameron Van Hoy
Jamie Dempsy
Lauren Gores
News Reporter
Julia Kate Rappaport
Little Girl
Ben Pace
Stoner #2
JC Coccoli
Party Girl #1
Deborah Herrera
Party Girl #3
Jake McLean
Jimmy
Koby Azarly
Albanian Thug #4
Ken Mareno
Albanian Thug #6
Marianne Taylor
Receptionist
Bonny
All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)
Paxton the Dog
Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)
Sian Vilaire
Housekeeper (uncredited)
Luca Belloiu
Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)
Aleksey Solodov
Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)
Lola Davidson

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