Action Comedy
Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
Directed by
John Asher
Written by
John Asher, Cameron Van Hoy
Lukas Haas
Buddy #1
Donnie Wahlberg
Himself
Ethan Suplee
Buddy #2
Margaret Cho
Brown Finger
Reno Wilson
Money Maker
Nik Dodani
Raja
Lee Tergesen
Bryan Millers
Lauren Stamile
Lenore Millers
John Asher
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Herself
Ray Abruzzo
Dalmat
Andrew Bowen
Doctor
Danny Jacobs
Pharmacist
Whitmer Thomas
Joe
Michael Blackson
Fake Akon
Joyce Bulifant
Edna Millers
Akon
Himself
Da'Vone McDonald
Store Manager
Barbara Moore
Dirty Lady
Kelly Noonan
Flight Attendant
Matt Knudsen
Fireman
Krista Kalmus
Party Girl #2
Nick Hermz
Albanian Thug #3
Laura-Leigh
Kim Millers
Eli Bildner
Stoner #1
Sam Upton
Albanian Thug #1
Jefferson Cox
Nick Gracer
Albanian Thug #5
Deborah Baker Jr.
Sue
Ido Mor
Albanian Thug #2
Robert L. Wilson
Mr. Vialis (uncredited)
Jennifer Rikert Wolski
Shopper (uncredited)
Cameron Van Hoy
Jamie Dempsy
Lauren Gores
News Reporter
Julia Kate Rappaport
Little Girl
Ben Pace
Stoner #2
JC Coccoli
Party Girl #1
Deborah Herrera
Party Girl #3
Jake McLean
Jimmy
Koby Azarly
Albanian Thug #4
Ken Mareno
Albanian Thug #6
Marianne Taylor
Receptionist
Bonny
All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)
Paxton the Dog
Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)
Sian Vilaire
Housekeeper (uncredited)
Luca Belloiu
Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)
Aleksey Solodov
Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)
Lola Davidson

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