Action Comedy
Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
Directed by
John Asher
Written by
John Asher, Cameron Van Hoy
Donnie Wahlberg
Himself
Lukas Haas
Buddy #1
Jenny McCarthy
Herself
Lee Tergesen
Bryan Millers
Ethan Suplee
Buddy #2
Lauren Stamile
Lenore Millers
Akon
Himself
Laura-Leigh
Kim Millers
Nik Dodani
Raja
Sam Upton
Albanian Thug #1
Da'Vone McDonald
Store Manager
Reno Wilson
Money Maker
Krista Kalmus
Party Girl #2
John Asher
Margaret Cho
Brown Finger
Nick Gracer
Albanian Thug #5
Michael Blackson
Fake Akon
Andrew Bowen
Doctor
Ray Abruzzo
Dalmat
Danny Jacobs
Pharmacist
Joyce Bulifant
Edna Millers
Kelly Noonan
Flight Attendant
Ido Mor
Albanian Thug #2
Whitmer Thomas
Joe
Barbara Moore
Dirty Lady
Nick Hermz
Albanian Thug #3
Deborah Baker Jr.
Sue
Eli Bildner
Stoner #1
Matt Knudsen
Fireman
Robert L. Wilson
Mr. Vialis (uncredited)
Jennifer Rikert Wolski
Shopper (uncredited)
Cameron Van Hoy
Jamie Dempsy
Lauren Gores
News Reporter
Julia Kate Rappaport
Little Girl
Ben Pace
Stoner #2
JC Coccoli
Party Girl #1
Deborah Herrera
Party Girl #3
Jake McLean
Jimmy
Koby Azarly
Albanian Thug #4
Ken Mareno
Albanian Thug #6
Marianne Taylor
Receptionist
Bonny
All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)
Paxton the Dog
Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)
Sian Vilaire
Housekeeper (uncredited)
Luca Belloiu
Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)
Aleksey Solodov
Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)
Lola Davidson

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