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Santa with Muscles
1996, Nov 08
1h 38m
Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.
Directed by
John Murlowski
Written by
Dorrie Krum Raymond, Jonathan Bond, Fred Mata
Mila Kunis
Sarah
Hulk Hogan
Blake
Clint Howard
Hinkley
Chad McQueen
Steve Valentine
Dr. Blight
Ed Begley Jr.
Ebner Frost
Adam Wylie
Taylor
Don Stark
Lenny
Brenda Song
Susan
Garrett Morris
Clayton
Diane Robin
Dr. Watt
Chuck Zito
Kevin West
Dr. Flint
Frank Ferrara
Robin Curtis
Leslie
William Newman
Chas
Robert Apisa
Franco
Don McGovern
Troy Robinson
Baldie
Pierre Dulat
Pierre
Ed Leslie
Sumo Lab Assistant
Jennifer Paz
Helen Chu
Aria Noelle Curzon
Elizabeth
Eddy Donno
Mr. Rapini
Pete Antico
Andre Jamal Kinney
Steven
Bentley Shuster
Girl
Pete Apisa
Nose Ring
Malone Brinton
Brat Kid
Bridget Michele
Mall Manager
Blake Shuster
Boy in Corridor
Brian J. Williams
Vinnie Curto
Joey Nelson
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