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Santa with Muscles
1996, Nov 08
1h 38m
Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.
Directed by
John Murlowski
Written by
Dorrie Krum Raymond, Fred Mata, Jonathan Bond
Mila Kunis
Sarah
Hulk Hogan
Blake
Brenda Song
Susan
Steve Valentine
Dr. Blight
Pete Antico
Chad McQueen
Adam Wylie
Taylor
Garrett Morris
Clayton
Troy Robinson
Baldie
Clint Howard
Hinkley
Diane Robin
Dr. Watt
Ed Begley Jr.
Ebner Frost
Kevin West
Dr. Flint
Eddy Donno
Mr. Rapini
Ed Leslie
Sumo Lab Assistant
Chuck Zito
Don Stark
Lenny
Robin Curtis
Leslie
Robert Apisa
Franco
William Newman
Chas
Don McGovern
Pierre Dulat
Pierre
Jennifer Paz
Helen Chu
Aria Noelle Curzon
Elizabeth
Andre Jamal Kinney
Steven
Bentley Shuster
Girl
Pete Apisa
Nose Ring
Malone Brinton
Brat Kid
Bridget Michele
Mall Manager
Blake Shuster
Boy in Corridor
Fred Mata
Joey Nelson
Brian J. Williams
Vinnie Curto
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