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Santa with Muscles
1996, Nov 08
1h 38m
Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.
Directed by
John Murlowski
Written by
Dorrie Krum Raymond, Fred Mata, Jonathan Bond
Diane Robin
Dr. Watt
Mila Kunis
Sarah
William Newman
Chas
Brenda Song
Susan
Troy Robinson
Baldie
Hulk Hogan
Blake
Clint Howard
Hinkley
Ed Begley Jr.
Ebner Frost
Eddy Donno
Mr. Rapini
Robin Curtis
Leslie
Adam Wylie
Taylor
Steve Valentine
Dr. Blight
Aria Noelle Curzon
Elizabeth
Kevin West
Dr. Flint
Don McGovern
Don Stark
Lenny
Chad McQueen
Robert Apisa
Franco
Pete Antico
Jennifer Paz
Helen Chu
Garrett Morris
Clayton
Chuck Zito
Pierre Dulat
Pierre
Andre Jamal Kinney
Steven
Bentley Shuster
Girl
Pete Apisa
Nose Ring
Malone Brinton
Brat Kid
Bridget Michele
Mall Manager
Ed Leslie
Sumo Lab Assistant
Blake Shuster
Boy in Corridor
Fred Mata
Vinnie Curto
Joey Nelson
Brian J. Williams
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