Comedy
Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune.
Directed by
Ed Bye
Written by
William Osborne
Dolph Lundgren
Randy
Sophie Thompson
Tracey
Jerry O'Connell
Sean Cooley
Simon Farnaby
Ventriloquist
Anthony Stewart Head
Victor
James Dreyfus
Fidor
Hugh Dennis
Immigration Officer
Ralf Little
Milkman
Bruce Mackinnon
Minion 1
Neil Maskell
Policeman
Don Warrington
General Secretary
Geri Halliwell-Horner
Paige
Tom Goodman-Hill
Baz
Ahmet Mekin
Waiter 1
Naomi Campbell
Sales Assistant
David Schneider
Tanner
Burt Kwouk
Dalai Lama
John Thomson
Foreman
Fiona Allen
Sandra
Helen Lederer
Hysterical UN Woman
Paul Putner
Coach Driver
Eamonn Holmes
Himself
Johnny Myers
American Journalist
Henry Miller
Dave
Alison King
Receptionist
Michael Howe
UK Breakfast Presenter
Finlay Robertson
Rickshaw Driver
Sarah Cawood
TOTP Presenter 1
Les Dennis
MC
Angus Deayton
Maurice the Hotel Receptionist
Grant Masters
E.R. Person
Colin Murray
TOTP Presenter 2
Erich Redman
Dutch Journalist
Ene Frost
Recording Studio Mixer
Steve Punt
Immigration Officer 1
Shend
Niarchos 2
Michael Greco
Niarchos
Frank Rozelaar-Green
French Driver
Simon Roberts
Horner Prize Presenter
Timur Ahmet
Waiter 2
Chris Barnes
Warden
Oliver Bradshaw
Butler
Arthur Nightingale
Gardener
Stuart Nurse
Limo Driver
Brian Perkins
Newsreader
Rainer Wiseman
Postman
Naima Stevenson
Office Worker
James Boyle
Tom Cruise

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