Comedy
Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune.
Directed by
Ed Bye
Written by
William Osborne
Dolph Lundgren
Randy
Geri Halliwell-Horner
Paige
Sophie Thompson
Tracey
Jerry O'Connell
Sean Cooley
Anthony Stewart Head
Victor
Simon Farnaby
Ventriloquist
Don Warrington
General Secretary
Neil Maskell
Policeman
Ralf Little
Milkman
Naomi Campbell
Sales Assistant
James Dreyfus
Fidor
Burt Kwouk
Dalai Lama
Hugh Dennis
Immigration Officer
John Thomson
Foreman
Tom Goodman-Hill
Baz
Eamonn Holmes
Himself
Grant Masters
E.R. Person
Angus Deayton
Maurice the Hotel Receptionist
Ene Frost
Recording Studio Mixer
Helen Lederer
Hysterical UN Woman
Les Dennis
MC
Ahmet Mekin
Waiter 1
Shend
Niarchos 2
Steve Punt
Immigration Officer 1
David Schneider
Tanner
Fiona Allen
Sandra
Erich Redman
Dutch Journalist
Colin Murray
TOTP Presenter 2
Paul Putner
Coach Driver
Bruce Mackinnon
Minion 1
Finlay Robertson
Rickshaw Driver
Michael Greco
Niarchos
Alison King
Receptionist
Sarah Cawood
TOTP Presenter 1
Michael Howe
UK Breakfast Presenter
Henry Miller
Dave
Johnny Myers
American Journalist
Simon Roberts
Horner Prize Presenter
Frank Rozelaar-Green
French Driver
Timur Ahmet
Waiter 2
Chris Barnes
Warden
Oliver Bradshaw
Butler
Arthur Nightingale
Gardener
Stuart Nurse
Limo Driver
Brian Perkins
Newsreader
Rainer Wiseman
Postman
Naima Stevenson
Office Worker
James Boyle
Tom Cruise

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