Comedy
Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune.
Directed by
Ed Bye
Written by
William Osborne
Dolph Lundgren
Randy
Geri Halliwell-Horner
Paige
Sophie Thompson
Tracey
Jerry O'Connell
Sean Cooley
Burt Kwouk
Dalai Lama
Ralf Little
Milkman
Naomi Campbell
Sales Assistant
Simon Farnaby
Ventriloquist
Shend
Niarchos 2
Anthony Stewart Head
Victor
Don Warrington
General Secretary
Tom Goodman-Hill
Baz
Hugh Dennis
Immigration Officer
James Dreyfus
Fidor
Bruce Mackinnon
Minion 1
Helen Lederer
Hysterical UN Woman
David Schneider
Tanner
Erich Redman
Dutch Journalist
Fiona Allen
Sandra
Ene Frost
Recording Studio Mixer
Angus Deayton
Maurice the Hotel Receptionist
Ahmet Mekin
Waiter 1
Grant Masters
E.R. Person
Michael Greco
Niarchos
John Thomson
Foreman
Neil Maskell
Policeman
Steve Punt
Immigration Officer 1
Finlay Robertson
Rickshaw Driver
Paul Putner
Coach Driver
Johnny Myers
American Journalist
Alison King
Receptionist
Sarah Cawood
TOTP Presenter 1
Colin Murray
TOTP Presenter 2
Michael Howe
UK Breakfast Presenter
Eamonn Holmes
Himself
Les Dennis
MC
Henry Miller
Dave
Frank Rozelaar-Green
French Driver
Simon Roberts
Horner Prize Presenter
Timur Ahmet
Waiter 2
Chris Barnes
Warden
Oliver Bradshaw
Butler
Arthur Nightingale
Gardener
Stuart Nurse
Limo Driver
Brian Perkins
Newsreader
Rainer Wiseman
Postman
Naima Stevenson
Office Worker
James Boyle
Tom Cruise

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