Comedy
Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune.
Directed by
Ed Bye
Written by
William Osborne
Dolph Lundgren
Randy
Ene Frost
Recording Studio Mixer
Erich Redman
Dutch Journalist
Jerry O'Connell
Sean Cooley
Ralf Little
Milkman
Anthony Stewart Head
Victor
Fiona Allen
Sandra
Simon Farnaby
Ventriloquist
Don Warrington
General Secretary
Tom Goodman-Hill
Baz
Sophie Thompson
Tracey
Neil Maskell
Policeman
Burt Kwouk
Dalai Lama
John Thomson
Foreman
Shend
Niarchos 2
Helen Lederer
Hysterical UN Woman
Naomi Campbell
Sales Assistant
James Dreyfus
Fidor
Bruce Mackinnon
Minion 1
Hugh Dennis
Immigration Officer
Finlay Robertson
Rickshaw Driver
Angus Deayton
Maurice the Hotel Receptionist
Geri Halliwell-Horner
Paige
David Schneider
Tanner
Grant Masters
E.R. Person
Eamonn Holmes
Himself
Alison King
Receptionist
Michael Greco
Niarchos
Les Dennis
MC
Paul Putner
Coach Driver
Steve Punt
Immigration Officer 1
Sarah Cawood
TOTP Presenter 1
Ahmet Mekin
Waiter 1
Henry Miller
Dave
Colin Murray
TOTP Presenter 2
Michael Howe
UK Breakfast Presenter
Simon Roberts
Horner Prize Presenter
Johnny Myers
American Journalist
Frank Rozelaar-Green
French Driver
Timur Ahmet
Waiter 2
Chris Barnes
Warden
Oliver Bradshaw
Butler
Arthur Nightingale
Gardener
Stuart Nurse
Limo Driver
Brian Perkins
Newsreader
Rainer Wiseman
Postman
Naima Stevenson
Office Worker
James Boyle
Tom Cruise

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