Comedy
Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune.
Directed by
Ed Bye
Written by
William Osborne
Dolph Lundgren
Randy
Jerry O'Connell
Sean Cooley
Anthony Stewart Head
Victor
Tom Goodman-Hill
Baz
Sophie Thompson
Tracey
Hugh Dennis
Immigration Officer
Ralf Little
Milkman
Don Warrington
General Secretary
Fiona Allen
Sandra
Simon Farnaby
Ventriloquist
Neil Maskell
Policeman
Shend
Niarchos 2
Naomi Campbell
Sales Assistant
Burt Kwouk
Dalai Lama
John Thomson
Foreman
James Dreyfus
Fidor
Erich Redman
Dutch Journalist
Geri Halliwell-Horner
Paige
Alison King
Receptionist
Ahmet Mekin
Waiter 1
Angus Deayton
Maurice the Hotel Receptionist
Ene Frost
Recording Studio Mixer
David Schneider
Tanner
Helen Lederer
Hysterical UN Woman
Les Dennis
MC
Bruce Mackinnon
Minion 1
Grant Masters
E.R. Person
Paul Putner
Coach Driver
Michael Greco
Niarchos
Eamonn Holmes
Himself
Finlay Robertson
Rickshaw Driver
Colin Murray
TOTP Presenter 2
Steve Punt
Immigration Officer 1
Sarah Cawood
TOTP Presenter 1
Michael Howe
UK Breakfast Presenter
Frank Rozelaar-Green
French Driver
Johnny Myers
American Journalist
Timur Ahmet
Waiter 2
Chris Barnes
Warden
Oliver Bradshaw
Butler
Henry Miller
Dave
Arthur Nightingale
Gardener
Stuart Nurse
Limo Driver
Brian Perkins
Newsreader
Simon Roberts
Horner Prize Presenter
Rainer Wiseman
Postman
Naima Stevenson
Office Worker
James Boyle
Tom Cruise

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