Comedy
Wrongly accused of physically abusing a fellow actor, starving thespians Arthur and Maurice find themselves pursued by the law aboard a cruise ship.
Directed by
Stanley Tucci
Written by
Stanley Tucci
Alfred Molina
Sir Jeremy Burtom
Steve Buscemi
Happy Franks
Stanley Tucci
Arthur
Allison Janney
Maxine (Max)
Oliver Platt
Maurice
Richard Jenkins
Johnny Leguard (Frenchman)
Tony Shalhoub
Voltri, First Mate
Lili Taylor
Lily 'Lil'
Billy Connolly
Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
Michael Emerson
Burtom's Assistant
Campbell Scott
Meistrich
Hope Davis
Emily Essendine
Isabella Rossellini
The Veiled Queen
E. Katherine Kerr
Gertrude in "Hamlet"
William Hill
Bernardo in "Hamlet"
Matt Malloy
Mike / Laertes in "Hamlet"
Dana Ivey
Mrs. Essendine
Jack A. O'Connell
Stage Manager
Allan Corduner
Captain
Phyllis Somerville
Woman at Bar with Pills
Arden Myrin
Stewardess with Luggage
Amy Hohn
Woman with Captain
David Lipman
Baker in Kramer's Pastries
Michael Higgins
Older Man who Drops Dead
Elizabeth Bracco
Pancetta Leaky
Matt McGrath
Detective Marco
Teagle F. Bougere
Sheik
Kris Murphy
The Escort (uncredited)
Lewis J. Stadlen
Bandleader
Pasquale Cajano
Shipmate (uncredited)
Gregg Gilmore
Drummer (uncredited)
Ken Costigan
Bartender with Big Glass
Walker Jones
Maitre D'
Jessica Walling
Attractive Woman
George Guidall
Claudius in "Hamlet"
Ted Blumberg
Francisco in "Hamlet"
Christopher Pomeroy
Steward
Sarah McCord
Stewardess with the Queen
Craig Watkinson
Shipmate (uncredited)

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