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Up the Chastity Belt
1972, Jan 14
1h 34m
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
Directed by
Bob Kellett
Written by
Ray Galton, Alan Simpson, Sid Colin
Christopher Sandford
Mutch
Judy Huxtable
Gretel
Johnny Vyvyan
Chestnut Man
Tom Georgeson
Merry Man (uncredited)
Graham Crowden
Sir Coward de Custard
Veronica Clifford
Winifred
Drina Pavlovic
Slave Girl (uncredited)
Aubrey Woods
Vegetable Stall Holder
Lance Percival
Our Man in the Holy Land
Nora Swinburne
Mistress of the Bed Chamber
Eartha Kitt
Scheherazade
Derek Griffiths
Saladin
David Battley
Yokel
Anna Quayle
Lady Ashfodel
Patricia Quinn
Wife
David Prowse
Sir Grumbel
Frankie Howerd
Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
Bill Fraser
Sir Braggart de Bombast
Frank Thornton
Master of Ceremonies
Christopher Timothy
Vendor
Iain Cuthbertson
Teutonic Knight
Jimmy Gardner
Little Man
Fred Emney
Mortimer
Sam Kydd
1st Locksmith
Royce Mills
Knotweed
Dave King
Landlord of The Blue Boar
Long John Baldry
Little John
Roy Hudd
Nick the Pick
John Barrett
1st Peasant
Ian Trigger
Lucky Charm Seller
Rita Webb
Maid Marian
Barrie Gosney
Meat Stall Holder
Norman Beaton
Blacksmith
Seretta Wilson
Serving Wench
Fred Griffiths
Father
Peter Straker
Arab
Hugh Paddick
Robin Hood
Jonathan Elsom
1st Horseman
Godfrey Winn
The Archbishop Of All England
Parnell McGarry
Battleaxe Wife
Billy Walker
Chopper
Anne Aston
Lobelia
John Gorman
1st Man-at-Arms
Don Hawkins
2nd Man-at-Arms
Nicholas Bennett
2nd Peasant
Mischa De La Motte
Major Domo
Toby Lenon
Squill
Bernard Sharpe
Will Scarlett
Alec Pleon
Man in Stocks
Alan Rebbeck
Friar Tuck
Ian White
Lieutenant
Ken Wynne
First Man
David Kernan
Troubadour
Lally Bowers
The Voice (voice)
Nora Wipp
Belly Dancer
Nino Laski
Belly Dancer
Sammie Winmill
Waitress
Winnie Holman
Woman
Martin Woodhams
Child
Robert Tayman
2nd Horseman
Bill Burns
Man-at-Arms (uncredited)
Ernest Fennemore
Friar (uncredited)
Chick Fowles
Lord (uncredited)
Anthony Lang
Servant (uncredited)
Fred Wood
Peasant (uncredited)
Ned Sherrin
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