Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz
Written by
Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Tom Wright
Kwame Roberts
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Steven Kozlowski
White Trash Dude
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Orlando Seale
Producer
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Gauge
Porn Star
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Tony Sagastizado I
Taliban Terrorist(uncredited)
Todd Hanson

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