Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire
Written by
Todd Hanson, Robert D. Siegel
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Tom Wright
Kwame Roberts
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Orlando Seale
Producer
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Steven Kozlowski
White Trash Dude
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Gauge
Porn Star
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Tony Sagastizado I
Taliban Terrorist(uncredited)
Todd Hanson

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