Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire
Written by
Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Gauge
Porn Star
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Orlando Seale
Producer
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Todd Hanson

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