Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz
Written by
Todd Hanson, Robert D. Siegel
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Orlando Seale
Producer
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Gauge
Porn Star
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Todd Hanson

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