Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire
Written by
Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Gauge
Porn Star
Orlando Seale
Producer
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Todd Hanson

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