Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz
Written by
Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Tom Wright
Kwame Roberts
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Orlando Seale
Producer
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Gauge
Porn Star
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Tony Sagastizado I
Taliban Terrorist(uncredited)
Todd Hanson

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