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The Onion Movie
2008, May 31
1h 20m
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz
Written by
Todd Hanson, Robert D. Siegel
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Gauge
Porn Star
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Tom Wright
Kwame Roberts
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Orlando Seale
Producer
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Todd Hanson
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