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The Onion Movie
2008, May 31
1h 30m
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire
Written by
Todd Hanson, Robert D. Siegel
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Gauge
Porn Star
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Tom Wright
Kwame Roberts
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Orlando Seale
Producer
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Todd Hanson
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