Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz
Written by
Todd Hanson, Robert D. Siegel
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Gauge
Porn Star
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Orlando Seale
Producer
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Todd Hanson

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