Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire
Written by
Todd Hanson, Robert D. Siegel
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Orlando Seale
Producer
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Gauge
Porn Star
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Todd Hanson

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