Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire
Written by
Todd Hanson, Robert D. Siegel
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Gauge
Porn Star
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Orlando Seale
Producer
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Todd Hanson

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