Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz
Written by
Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Gauge
Porn Star
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Orlando Seale
Producer
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Todd Hanson

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