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The Onion Movie
2008, May 31
1h 20m
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz
Written by
Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Orlando Seale
Producer
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Gauge
Porn Star
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Todd Hanson
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