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The Onion Movie
2008, May 31
1h 20m
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz
Written by
Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Gauge
Porn Star
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Orlando Seale
Producer
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Todd Hanson
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