Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Directed by
Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire
Written by
Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Gauge
Porn Star
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Tom Wright
Kwame Roberts
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Orlando Seale
Producer
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage
Todd Hanson

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