Comedy Fantasy
A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.
Directed by
David Zucker
Written by
Myrna Sokoloff, David Zucker, Lewis Friedman
Leslie Nielsen
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
James Woods
Todd Grosslight
Jon Voight
President George Washington
Christopher McDonald
Lab Technician
Simon Rex
Simon Rex
Zachary Levi
Lab Tech 1
Robert Davi
Aziz
Michael Higgins
Parent
Atticus Shaffer
Timmy / Atticus
Lauren Lee Smith
Voice of Reason
Kelsey Grammer
General George S. Patton
Dennis Hopper
Judge Clarence Henderson
Gail O'Grady
Jane Wagstaffe
John O'Hurley
Silvano
Kevin Sorbo
George Mulrooney
Nikki DeLoach
Lily
David Alan Grier
Rastus Malone
Alaina Huffman
Celebrity 1
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
Sammy Sheik
Subway Terrorist
Geoffrey Arend
Mohammed
Jillian Murray
Heather
Steve Monroe
Airport Passenger 2
Nadine Ellis
Parent
Cocoa Brown
Airport Security Guard 1
Kevin Farley
Michael Malone
Tyler Jacob Moore
Marty
Anna Osceola
Molly Duncan
Trace Adkins
Angel of Death
Katie Gill
Rehearsal Actress
John Shepherd
Camille Meyer
I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Jesse Heiman
Young Michael Malone
Karri Turner
Lab Tech 2
Scott Bailey
Celebrity 2
Cameron Goodman
Political Aide
Bill O'Reilly
Himself
Joey Luthman
Boy Scout
Joey Naber
Terrorist 2
Keith Allan
Plantation Singer
Jeff Corbett
Policeman 2
Oliver Muirhead
Neville Chamberlain
Simone Bargetze
Carlton Wilborn
Parent
Gary Coleman
Slave
Travis Schuldt
Josh
Alexander DiPersia
Rehearsal Actor
Mary Hart
Entertainment Tonight Host
Rich McDonald
Thought You Hated Country Music!
Richard Tanner
Village Voter
Reshma Gajjar
Columbia Student '1968'
Jenna Vogeler
Tiny Tina/Jenna
Jane Justice Park
Reporter 2
Lu Parker
Reporter 1
Ernest Harden Jr.
Professor
Marcy Goldman
Professor
Chriss Anglin
John F. Kennedy
Blane Savage
Parent
Benton Jennings
Hitler
Brent Lydic
Wounded Soldier
Serdar Kalsin
Ahmed
Randall Bosley
Mussolini
Bill Posley
Mose Malone
Amy Povich
Airport Passenger 1
Anthony Marciona
Professor
Heather Lea Gerdes
Professor
Chrisanne Eastwood
Hippie 2
Troy Christian
Parent
Julian Berlin
Woman at Awards Party
Brian Michael Jones
Columbia Student '1968'
Christy Williams
Columbia Student '1968'
Joe Hartzler
'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Norman Panto
Accordion Player
Bryant Romo
"Sailors!"
Mark Vafiades
Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Jen Halperin
Hottie
Sandi Johnson
Professor
Coco Leigh
Nun on Bus
Cheryl Baxter
Parent
Brandon Alter
He's Much Fatter in Person.
Bubba Dean Rambo
Professor
Susan Deming
It's That Michael Malone!
Dana Lyn Baron
Speaker 1940's
Mary Castro
Hottie
Kaleigh Kennedy
Becca/Kaleigh
Simone Lotter
Partygoer 2
Marilyn Rising
Parent
Julianne Waters
Columbia Student '1968'
Morgan Beck
"Free History Term Papers"
Joanne Bowland
Intern
Vicki Browne
Rosie O'Connell
Rebekah Crane
Girl Scout
Mell Flynn
"Traitor!"
Lisa Fredrickson
Singer
Carl De Gersdorff
Teddo
Eileen Gonzales
Reporter on TV
Allen Lee Haff
Airport Security Guard 2
Meghan McEveety
Trophy Girl
Durrell Nelson
Chaplain
David Oved
Afghan Prisoner 2
Robert Pierce
Minister 1
Oren Rehany
Terrorist on Bike
F. Lee Reynolds
Subway Policeman
Elizabeth Scott
I'm Starved.
Evan Sayet
Patient in Line
Abbie Shepherd
Trophy Girl at BBQ
Joe Sikorra
Policeman (MSG) 1
Steve Spiro
Cuban Commander
Peter F. Tegan
Stagehand
Fred Travalena
Jimmy Carter
Hiroshi Ueha
Tojo
Lee von Ernst
Hippie 1
Josh Zucker
Voice of Reason
Sarah Zucker
Voice of Reason
Paul R. Goldberg
Cocktail Musician
John T. Hatton
Cocktail Musician
Joanna Repsold
Wedding Guest
Badger Wagstaffe
Wedding Guest
Laura Fremont
Parent
Elisabeth Jee
Parent
Marc Oka
Parent
Stan Mazin
Professor
Jerry Trent
Professor
Fred Braggs
Plantation Singer
Eddie Eason
Plantation Singer
Jimmy Fisher
Plantation Singer
Julio Hanson
Plantation Singer
Tyree Mills
Plantation Singer
Andre Washington
Plantation Singer
Christopher Jenkins Holmes
Columbia Student '1968'
Eric Gustafson
Musician
David Kogge
Musician
Dan Vulovic
Musician
Adam Yasmin
Musician
Rachel Good

Your rating