After a humble woman from Rooster City meets and seduces a peaceful man addicted to cuttlefish, a series of bizarre events is triggered: a student completes a university degree even without passing the last subject, a man voluntarily moves to his biggest enemies’ city and a trip to Ireland generates a pandemic but also the party of the year. However, danger is lurking around every corner. Fasting beers, rhyming cheers, 50/50 gins and 100/100 tears. Shared beds, a Milkshake brings all the boys to the newlyweds. A priest who lights the way but also promotes xaroca seeking, a Frodo Baggins by the pool after some ass twerking. A fragile man left after a toll tries to impeach a truly iconic and powerful speech. It’s the ultimate war between Chat GPT and the Tardis Of Love. It's not cold or hot, it's... Mild.