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No Sex Please: We're British
1973, Jul 25
1h 25m
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Directed by
Cliff Owen
Robin Askwith
Baker's Delivery Man
Cheryl Hall
Daphne
Ian Ogilvy
David Hunter
Michael Bates
Mr. Needham
Valerie Leon
Susan
Beryl Reid
Bertha Hunter
Brian Wilde
Policeman
Margaret Nolan
Barbara
Susan Penhaligon
Penny Hunter
Michael Robbins
Car Driver
Arthur Lowe
Mr. Bromley
Frank Thornton
Glass Shop Manager
Ronnie Corbett
Brian Runnicles
Sydney Bromley
Rag & Bone Man
Gerald Sim
Reverend Mower
Stephen Greif
Niko
Deryck Guyler
Park Keeper
Michael Ripper
Traffic Warden
Lloyd Lamble
American Man
John Scott Martin
White Line Workman
Edward Sinclair
Postman
Guy Standeven
Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Mavis Villiers
American Lady
Lucy Griffiths
Spinster Lady
David Swift
Inspector Paul
John Bindon
Pete
Eric Longworth
Man with Lighter
Fred Griffiths
Delivery Man
Bart Allison
Council Workman
Joe Reah
Drum Major
Jack Arrow
Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Pauline Chamberlain
Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Victor Harrington
Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Walter Henry
Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Fred Machon
Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Pam Rose
Bank Teller (uncredited)
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