Comedy Romance Documentary
In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
Directed by
Bob Saget
Samuel L. Jackson
Narrator (voice)
Brie Larson
I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
Helen (voice)
Drea de Matteo
Esther (voice)
Alyson Hannigan
Hottie Penguin (voice)
Jason Alexander
Penguin on Belly (voice)
Jason Biggs
Insecure Penguin (voice)
Christina Applegate
Melissa (voice)
Tracy Morgan
Marcus (voice)
Jim Belushi
They're All Bitches Penguin (voice)
Lori Loughlin
Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
Jon Lovitz
My Eyes Are up Here Penguin (voice)
B.J. Novak
I Hope There's Sand Dabs Penguin (voice)
Damon Wayans
Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice)
John Stamos
What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)
Jamie Kennedy
Jamie (voice)
David Koechner
Melvin (voice)
Norm Macdonald
Twosomes Penguin (voice)
Dane Cook
Online Penguin (voice)
Jennifer Finnigan
Valerie (voice)
Harvey Fierstein
Sheila (voice)
Abe Vigoda
Penguin from Boca (voice)
Jodie Sweetin
He's so Gross Penguin (voice)
Bob Saget
Carl (voice)
Scott Weinger
Horny Penguin (voice)
Jonathan Silverman
Seal Critics (voice)
Gilbert Gottfried
I'm Freezing My Nuts Off Penguin (voice)
Dave Coulier
There's No Snow Penguin (voice)
Mo'Nique
Vicky (voice)
Penn Jillette
Leopard Seal Gang Member (voice)
David Michie
Sly Penguin (voice) (uncredited)
Lewis Black
Jimmy (voice)
Joely Fisher
Amanda (voice)
Jeff Ross
Tourist Human Dad (voice)
Stuart Stone
Fox (voice)
Barry Diamond
Your Sister Was in the Mood Penguin
John Salley
Ralph (voice)
Mario Cantone
Sidney (voice)
Jonathan Katz
Steve (voice)
Max Alexander
Jimmy's Grandfather
Vanessa Evigan
Hilton Penguin (voice)
Carlos Mencia
Juan Sanchez (voice)
Norm Crosby
Carl's Grandfather (voice)
Jim Hazelton
No Personality Penguin (voice)
Abbey DiGregorio
What's Online? Penguin (voice)
Adam Duritz
Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)
Jacques Brane
Other French Critic (voice)
Carrie Snow
I'm Not in the Mood (voice)
Owen Hunte

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