Comedy Romance Documentary
In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
Directed by
Bob Saget
Samuel L. Jackson
Narrator (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
Helen (voice)
Brie Larson
I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)
Christina Applegate
Melissa (voice)
Jason Alexander
Penguin on Belly (voice)
John Stamos
What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)
Jim Belushi
They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
David Koechner
Melvin (voice)
Jamie Kennedy
Jamie (voice)
Jason Biggs
Insecure Penguin (voice)
Jon Lovitz
My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice)
Norm Macdonald
Join Twosomes Penguin (voice)
Damon Wayans
Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice)
Alyson Hannigan
Hottie Penguin (voice)
Lori Loughlin
Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
Lewis Black
Jimmy (voice)
Drea de Matteo
Ester (voice)
Gilbert Gottfried
Freezing Nuts Penguin (voice)
Tracy Morgan
Marcus (voice)
Bob Saget
Carl (voice)
Harvey Fierstein
Sheila (voice)
Jonathan Silverman
Seal Critics (voice)
Mo'Nique
Vicky (voice)
Abe Vigoda
Penguin from Boca (voice)
Dane Cook
Online Penguin (voice)
Carlos Mencia
Juan Sanchez (voice)
Jeff Ross
Funny-Looking Bastard (voice)
Jodie Sweetin
He's So Gross Penguin (voice)
Mario Cantone
Sidney (voice)
Scott Weinger
Horny Penguin (voice)
Dave Coulier
There's No Snow Penguin (voice)
Jonathan Katz
Steve the Owl (voice)
Vanessa Evigan
Hilton Penguin (voice)
Norm Crosby
Carl's Grandfather (voice)
David Michie
Sly Penguin (voice)
Adam Duritz
Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)
Abbey DiGregorio
(voice)
Jim Hazelton
No Personality Penguin (voice)

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