Comedy Romance Documentary
In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
Directed by
Bob Saget
Samuel L. Jackson
Narrator (voice)
Brie Larson
I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)
Jason Biggs
Insecure Penguin (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
Helen (voice)
Lewis Black
Jimmy (voice)
Jamie Kennedy
Jamie (voice)
Alyson Hannigan
Hottie Penguin (voice)
Jeff Ross
Funny-Looking Bastard (voice)
Drea de Matteo
Ester (voice)
Christina Applegate
Melissa (voice)
Damon Wayans
Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice)
David Koechner
Melvin (voice)
John Stamos
What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)
Jim Belushi
They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
Jason Alexander
Penguin on Belly (voice)
Jon Lovitz
My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice)
Norm Macdonald
Join Twosomes Penguin (voice)
Lori Loughlin
Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
Dane Cook
Online Penguin (voice)
Scott Weinger
Horny Penguin (voice)
Tracy Morgan
Marcus (voice)
Jodie Sweetin
He's So Gross Penguin (voice)
Abe Vigoda
Penguin from Boca (voice)
Harvey Fierstein
Sheila (voice)
Mo'Nique
Vicky (voice)
Jonathan Silverman
Seal Critics (voice)
Mario Cantone
Sidney (voice)
Gilbert Gottfried
Freezing Nuts Penguin (voice)
Bob Saget
Carl (voice)
Dave Coulier
There's No Snow Penguin (voice)
Abbey DiGregorio
(voice)
Norm Crosby
Carl's Grandfather (voice)
Vanessa Evigan
Hilton Penguin (voice)
Carlos Mencia
Juan Sanchez (voice)
Jonathan Katz
Steve the Owl (voice)
David Michie
Sly Penguin (voice)
Adam Duritz
Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)
Jim Hazelton
No Personality Penguin (voice)

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