Comedy Romance Documentary
In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
Directed by
Bob Saget
Samuel L. Jackson
Narrator (voice)
Brie Larson
I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)
Drea de Matteo
Ester (voice)
Damon Wayans
Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice)
Jason Alexander
Penguin on Belly (voice)
Alyson Hannigan
Hottie Penguin (voice)
Jamie Kennedy
Jamie (voice)
Christina Applegate
Melissa (voice)
John Stamos
What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
Helen (voice)
Jason Biggs
Insecure Penguin (voice)
Jim Belushi
They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
Gilbert Gottfried
Freezing Nuts Penguin (voice)
Norm Macdonald
Join Twosomes Penguin (voice)
Abe Vigoda
Penguin from Boca (voice)
David Koechner
Melvin (voice)
Mo'Nique
Vicky (voice)
Bob Saget
Carl (voice)
Jon Lovitz
My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice)
Lori Loughlin
Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
Dane Cook
Online Penguin (voice)
Harvey Fierstein
Sheila (voice)
Tracy Morgan
Marcus (voice)
Lewis Black
Jimmy (voice)
Jonathan Silverman
Seal Critics (voice)
Dave Coulier
There's No Snow Penguin (voice)
Scott Weinger
Horny Penguin (voice)
Jodie Sweetin
He's So Gross Penguin (voice)
Jeff Ross
Funny-Looking Bastard (voice)
Carlos Mencia
Juan Sanchez (voice)
Mario Cantone
Sidney (voice)
Vanessa Evigan
Hilton Penguin (voice)
Jonathan Katz
Steve the Owl (voice)
Adam Duritz
Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)
Norm Crosby
Carl's Grandfather (voice)
David Michie
Sly Penguin (voice)
Abbey DiGregorio
(voice)
Jim Hazelton
No Personality Penguin (voice)

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