Comedy Romance Documentary
In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
Directed by
Bob Saget
Samuel L. Jackson
Narrator (voice)
Brie Larson
I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)
Christina Applegate
Melissa (voice)
Jason Biggs
Insecure Penguin (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
Helen (voice)
Jim Belushi
They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
Jason Alexander
Penguin on Belly (voice)
Alyson Hannigan
Hottie Penguin (voice)
Drea de Matteo
Ester (voice)
Damon Wayans
Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice)
Jamie Kennedy
Jamie (voice)
Jon Lovitz
My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice)
John Stamos
What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)
Gilbert Gottfried
Freezing Nuts Penguin (voice)
Jonathan Silverman
Seal Critics (voice)
Dane Cook
Online Penguin (voice)
Lori Loughlin
Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
David Koechner
Melvin (voice)
Tracy Morgan
Marcus (voice)
Abe Vigoda
Penguin from Boca (voice)
Mo'Nique
Vicky (voice)
Norm Macdonald
Join Twosomes Penguin (voice)
Scott Weinger
Horny Penguin (voice)
Jeff Ross
Funny-Looking Bastard (voice)
Lewis Black
Jimmy (voice)
Adam Duritz
Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)
Jodie Sweetin
He's So Gross Penguin (voice)
Harvey Fierstein
Sheila (voice)
Bob Saget
Carl (voice)
Dave Coulier
There's No Snow Penguin (voice)
Mario Cantone
Sidney (voice)
Jonathan Katz
Steve the Owl (voice)
Vanessa Evigan
Hilton Penguin (voice)
Abbey DiGregorio
(voice)
Norm Crosby
Carl's Grandfather (voice)
Carlos Mencia
Juan Sanchez (voice)
Jim Hazelton
No Personality Penguin (voice)
David Michie
Sly Penguin (voice)

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